this is my soliloquy

Name checks out.

I did that job once.

Stop that’s too funny

Maggie brought them both and a few days later I was in a (very casual, snacks allowed) Zoom meeting with some Phd students and our academic advisor and I was talking about my upcoming fieldwork in Irish salmon fishing communities and eating my snacks and someone else in the meeting said, "hang on. I'm SO sorry to interrupt. but are you eating exclusively fish-themed snacks on purpose?"

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

I feel like this is important information about this post.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

collection

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as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck