Wasting My Life On The Internet

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

thinking a lot about the phrasing of "i have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" atm because it implies a period of time where the snakes were on the plane but he had not yet had it with them which just doesnt seem right to me. i have to assume that if i were on a plane and there were snakes i would be done with the situation almost immediately

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

Just once I'd like to interrupt an incident of someone being a cunt to customer service by politely asking the staff "excuse me, what's your policy on customers fighting each other?"

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line