Washed Up Internet Celeb

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me