The Circus

*Elmer Spills His Bucket Of Awful Blue Paint Everywhere*

Elmer, you silly monkey! What have you gotten yourself into to today?

The Bible

The last episode of the Mario 3 cartoon was taken place in France and they were in jail for some fucking reason (I was not paying attention) and they had "le slammer" over the jail and I laughed for 5 minutes straight like it was the funniest shit I've heard of. Its been days and I keep thinking about le slammer and I die laughing

@dreamydiamond

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

CRYING

This is the fucking hardest tumblr’s ever made me doubt my sense of reality. Can anyone else see donkey kong or am i tweaked the fuck out

no thats Dean

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!