This Is Riduculous

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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[I.D. a meme of bot satan and jesus saying something. satan says "you can't get a 56 year old man pregnant" and jesus says "keep ramming that old man against his Ikea headboard". end I.D.]

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic