i used to wish we weren't alone in the universe

you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

It’s Trans Day of Visibility and I’m a trans woman whose bank account is currently in the red until I and my partner get paid again. Please send $60 so I’m not in the red and can afford to eat and be caffeinated at my job at the homeless shelter. My cashapp is $PhoenixSinger, I don’t use any other platform.

Okay. Is it an adult cartoon or is it a familyguylike

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back