RicochetBubbles

Hell yeah!

Oh wait. This is another JKR toesucker with an even longer post about mostly strawmen arguments. First one is pretending that a big issue is that Doubledoor wasn't explicitly gay in the books

Nobody has complained about that since 2018. That not why JKKKR is hated

These sycophants are like evolution-denying young earth creationists, they can't refute the actual arguments against their position so they make up easily refuted fake arguments nobody is talking about

Chat. This isn't satire. This person means this with all their genitals and likely other organs. The post goes on and on.

I've seen some delusional takes on this webbed site, but I think this one wins.

grew up speaking Russian at home with everyone except my father

why not my father? oh, because him and i spoke LATIN. he sat me down for intensive lessons and then we just… kept going. pretty sure he just wanted a secret language we could use in public???

meanwhile, the country we lived in was mostly French-speaking. so that’s the language of the grocery store, the playground, the government forms etc

then i went to high school in a predominantly German-speaking area of another country, so German (which I never got the hang of) for weekend trips

oh and the high school was English-speaking. so classes in English. also i was taking Chinese as a subject because why not add a tonal language to the mix

now i’m in university. in an English-speaking country

so my internal monologue is basically four languages in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a normal person, and none of them feel like a default home language except maybe Latin???

Putin warns gay people not to spread propaganda during Sochi Olympics

Every Western media outlet wants a sound bite from Ilya, a Russian superstar who’s lived in the West for five years, regarding the gay propaganda laws

Ilya has to thread the needle of neither denouncing or promoting Russia’s stance

Ilya leads the National Hockey Team to a demoralising crash out

The prettiest man in the world makes the unbelievably stupid decision that now is a good time and place to talk to each other in public for the first time ever

He is upbraided by his Papa

Sveta completely misreads what he needs, and he can’t even be mad about it because at least she’s trying

The Bolotnaya Square protesters are convicted

Russia moves troops into Crimea

He keeps frantically googling pictures of Shane in the middle of the night

Russian opposition leaders are detained

G8 suspends Russian membership

Boston makes the playoffs

The Russian government enacts laws tightening control of dissemination of information, categorising bloggers alongside journalists

The Donetsk and Luhansk referenda, unrecognised by the international community

Boston wins the Stanley Cup

Has panic attack in a bathroom, is immediately accused of being an asshole for arriving on time

Successfully convinces himself he’s capable of having sex with Shane without feelings, definitely doesn’t cry once he’s alone

Super super fun happy times summer with his ailing father

MH17 shot down by Russian-made missile

Russia hits back at sanctions by banning food imports, sends food prices soaring

Oil prices crash, halving Russia’s national budget

Foreign ownership in Russia media is capped

Has Totally No Strings No Feelings secret sex with Shane, everything is Chill

Russian financial crisis hits, prices of food up 40 to 50%, some KHL teams can’t even pay their players