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name: Rick E Cheddar

Species: demon pizza rat

Pronouns: he/ him

Job: I’m your friendly neighborhood pizza place rat mascot!

Relation to Chuck: mortal enemies (and fraternal cousins)

Favorite color: ultragreen

Home planet: bx/6/9A1/STARcrash omega

Religion: neo-Pelagianism

Fun fact: I may or may not be your real dad

Everyone is welcome at Rick E Cheddars! Racists, fascists, homophobes, transphobes, fundies and nationalists will be trapped in the attic for eternity (DNI please)

(Important note: I will often post insane stuff on this account. Just remember: I am not a psychopath who wants to eat vegans and destroy the world. I am just a satirist with a fucked up sense of humor possessed by a demon pizza rat. If I ever go too far, let me know, and I’ll apologize and take it down. If you want to piss on the poor, be my guest. Rick E Cheddar will pay for your fifth grade reading comprehension classes out of his own generous pocket).

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satan-offical

please don't fly me to the moon, I like it on earth

cherries-of-wrath

how else will you play among the stars?

satan-offical

I really don't want to see what spring is like on Jupiter and mars though

cherries-of-wrath

id keep going but my only exposure to the song is the meme singularity known as Pootis Engage

satan-offical

You fucking failure

wayfinders-coven

In other words, you can hold my hand if you want??

satan-offical

In other words the only thing that could help me is you kissing me

ringmasterofchaos

what if I fill you heart with song and let you sing forevermore

satan-offical

Yeah but you're not all I long for, all I worship and adore

pennycat83

in other words can y'all be true?

satan-offical

In other words, I really just love you.

rick-e-cheddar-official

#Youtube

ominous-signs

are you and @silly-signs yaoi? or possibly yuri

I just labeled them as sister blogs. It's funny I've gotten a couple asks also asking this, maybe I should change that bit of "lore" and relation. Actually. You guys pick.

what should I officially labeled these two

Keep as sister blogs

Yaoi couple blogs

Yuri couple blogs

Voting ended onApr 20

It'd just be changing the blog descs to like "dating" or "married to" or smth like that for fun. This will not change how the blogs run, at their core, as gimmick-y aesthetic sign blogs lol

silly-signs

Hi you guys also deserve a chance to vote on this

ominous-signs

Not trying to sway the outcome too much but this is a beautiful picture you just made actually wow

ominous-signs

Forgot to reblog this way sooner buut we have a winner

silly-signs

And a winner

rick-e-cheddar-official

rick e cheddar says YAY LESBIANISM

deep-down-in-drowsy-town

hey everyone, i'm fighting with someone on the internet and i need your help settling a debate:

which of the three regional flags of Belgium looks the coolest?

Brussels

Flanders

Wallonia

Which one?

Brussels

Flanders

Wallonia

Voting ended onApr 12

ice cream biter or ice cream licker?

@realhbomax

got this ask way back in 2024! personally, i'm a licker >:)

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What’s a “fundie”?

short for "fundamentalist christian" (or fundamentalist any religion technically, but in the north american context generally refers to a certain kind of anti-science, politically/socially conservative protestant christian)

ryan-reynolds-offical

Ryan Reynolds.

homosexuality-offical

homosexuality.

man-offical

man! ok?

officialweezerbrandaccount

Weezer

walmart-the-official

Walmart

rick-e-cheddar-official

Rick E Chedar

walmart-the-official

yoooo haven’t seen you in a while

rick-e-cheddar-official

yep still alive! how are things going in the 'verse?

walmart-the-official

I keep forgetting to interact with the others ngl. I do have a new enemy though! :D

rick-e-cheddar-official

woah enemy? do tell...

ryan-reynolds-offical

Ryan Reynolds.

homosexuality-offical

homosexuality.

man-offical

man! ok?

officialweezerbrandaccount

Weezer

walmart-the-official

Walmart

rick-e-cheddar-official

Rick E Chedar

walmart-the-official

yoooo haven’t seen you in a while

rick-e-cheddar-official

yep still alive! how are things going in the 'verse?

ryan-reynolds-offical

Ryan Reynolds.

homosexuality-offical

homosexuality.

man-offical

man! ok?

officialweezerbrandaccount

Weezer

walmart-the-official

Walmart

rick-e-cheddar-official

Rick E Chedar

wizard-at-large

Poob has it for you

wizard-at-large

i'm going to become the joker

rick-e-cheddar-official

#poob has it for you #jolly roger

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rotmance-deactivated20210324

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023

sp1resong

izzybellgee

bananafofana-split-lady

cradle-of-darkness

rainyydoves

tumblr is such a stupid website because no you can’t search for porn that’s ILLEGAL this is a CHILD FRIENDLY WEBSITE don’t you know? if you want it you must wait. eventually, on your dash, without warning, the boobs will come to you.

#tumblr #tumblr you dumb dumb website

lastpositivist

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

nameshowdown

Jeremy Showdown (Jeremy Off) - Finals

Who is the better Jeremy?

Jeremy Heere - Be More Chill

Jeremy Johnson - Phineas and Ferb

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

cometcrystal

Jeremy Johnson sweep NOW

mothman-offical

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

wello-offical

I don't even need offical in my name. Everyone knows 😌

rick-e-cheddar-official

death death death pizza!

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cryptotheism

Many gimmick blogs are annoying because they rely on someone else making a good post, only to then slap on some redundant extra thing. You should contribute something of your own! You have to make original posts!

officialdbcooper

What if you’re only famous from hijacking something 🥺

officialdbcooper

Sorry this isn’t as funny as I hoped it could be

cryptotheism

This is what I mean Mr. Cooper. You have no confidence in your own creative vision. I believe you can succeed on your own if you put in the effort.

rick-e-cheddar-official

PIZZA PIZZA?????

espanolbot2

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

FLOOD THIS :D

MAKE IT UTTERLY UNUSABLE :D

genderaffirmingslurs

The email is [email protected] btw

theygender

Don't just spam it today. Keep spamming it until they shut it down. Spam it for weeks, months, however long it takes. Queue this post to reblog periodically to remind other people. Set reminders on your phone or calendar to send Trump bullshit. Treat this like a challenge and win it

Don't let the momentum die down. Don't allow the tipline to become useable in a few weeks when this post stops spreading. Don't allow them to harm vulnerable people on your watch

chaos-triangle

Yea, spam that dumb e-mail as much as possible! Slow him down!

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