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Breaking News!
The sky is turning purple???
In a shocking update on the weather situation after a report from.. someone on discord, very professional way to get my information I know. At 9:20 this morning, it was discovered that the sky over the united kingdom is turning purple, shocking citizens and squirrels alike. Many question what the government plans to do about this mysterious development, and suspicions are being raised that it's Satan's fault. So far the only way found to help with the efforts to make the sky not purple is giving me money, so you should absolutely do that.
More updates coming live!
