as a lover of information since i was a child, the concept of "useless knowledge" never sat right with me. they should re-name trivia to something else. essentials.

Happy pride month to him

im ripping fat blinkers on your girlfriend's vape that you left in your bed and it tastes like videogame coins

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad