We'll both be bloggers before you know

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

to make it more lynchian can't you read

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I think going too deep into anything should warrant a balrog. You scroll too far down on your phone when you should've gotten up an hour ago, you've spent all afternoon sleuthing to figure out why your mom's former neighbour whom you haven't seen since you were 15 and don't give a fuck about got a divorce, you've been ruminating the same situation over and over and over, and a big fuckass beast thing shows up to stop you because you have delved too deep and now you have to fight the balrog.

unrestrained summer fun

writing a graduate thesis will have me, a marine & fisheries biologist, looking up the most asinine shit i can never let my professors see