>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE
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>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

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friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?
friend whos always available: i can do whenever
friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho
friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)
friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)
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Hello everyone, I thought that today I'd make a long post for a change because I wanted to talk about one of my favorite videos of all time. It's entirely in Russian and it's called "Anatomy of REN-TV: Territory of Obscurantism". It details a scientific journalist's visit to a pseudoscientific TV network and I believe it has one of the greatest unaired interviews of all time. If you know Russian, I highly recommend you watch it, but if you don't, this post should hopefully catch you up to speed.
First, some context. РЕН-ТВ (REN-TV) is basically the russian equivalent of The History Channel, except somehow with even less actual history. Pyramid conspiracies, UFO sightings and Atlantis searches galore. It's basically the butt of Russian jokes about pseudoscience. This isn't related to the story but 2 years ago they tried to pass off that ai image of a bird with massive hairy balls as an actual species that exists in Madagascar. This should hopefully speak to the quality of their programming.
The story begins when our hero, scientific journalist Alexander Sokolov gets an invitation to be a guest expert on some REN-TV show. Now, non-quack scientists typically avoid going on REN-TV, as the editors there have a bad habit of splicing up things they said so that it looks like they support whatever pseudoscientific narrative the show they appear on is trying to push. However, just for fun, ignoring the colleagues urging him to reconsider, Sokolov decides to go.
The show Sokolov went on, "Territory of Misconceptions", sent him a list of interview topics so he could prepare beforehand. The topics were all long-debunked pseudoscientific myths about certain archeological finds, including but not limited to a skull of allegedly alien origins (spoilers: it's just a slightly broken cow skull) and carvings of tanks allegedly found in the pyramids of Giza. Mind you, the episode is supposed to be about evolution, which is a discrepancy Sokolov made sure to point out to the interviewer.
In order to prevent his speech from being edited in malicious ways, Sokolov utilized several tricks:
He spoke fast, using short sentences, with minimal pausing and maximum gesturing
When talking about a false claim he is debunking, he added in "allegedly" between every other word, as well as do liberal air quotes with his hands.
Last but not least, he took his own camera into the studio, which is how he ultimately got the recording for the video.
As the interview went on, Sokolov very efficiently went through and gave an actual explanation to every allegedly unexplainable by science claim presented, to the visible disappointment of the interviewer. After one of the interview questions claimed that humans walking on two legs made no sense from an evolutionary standpoint, Sokolov asked the interviever (who also was one of the writers) a question that lead to this interaction:
Sokolov: You're making this programme on the topic of biology, so I assume you've done some research beforehand.
Interviewer: Yes, I did.
S: What books on biology have you read in the past year?
I (audibly angrier): Let's discuss this backstage later
Near the end of the interview, after answering all the questions, Sokolov kinda goes off on the interviewer. He talks about how the broader scientific community has essentially boycotted the network due to their shady practices and how airing a constant stream of pseudoscientific slop does tangibly erode the public's trust in science. In the middle of this, the interviewer presumably takes a shot of truth serum and explains exactly how the network operates. This is an exact translation of that moment:
I: We are looking for people who support our ideas. You didn't support them, so we won't air you. Why would you come here just to debunk all of our words?
S: I come here not to debunk, I come here to carry the light of science.
I: Well, on REN-TV we do not carry the light of science, as you probably understand.
That last quote is easily the most iconic part of the interview. It's very rare that you see actors of pseudoscience be this up front and honest about what they're doing. It's worth noting that Sokolov never blames the interviewer directly. He says that he believes most people working at REN-TV are ultimately decent people that sadly contribute to a bad cause. On that note, he leaves the studio with an expectation to never get invited to the network again.
This video is like 9 years old but I still come back to it like once a year, mostly because there really aren't a lot of other examples of pseudoscience being directly confronted like that. Hopefully I recapped it well enough here, because I really do want more people to know about it.
The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure
i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.
anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.
it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

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My beautiful horse.
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???
look at this shit he's not even on the schedule for today now please take a ticket and wait in the line to be eaten
Like I just feel like a concerning amount of social skills advice for autistic people is written with the fundamentally incorrect assumption that 1) all autistic people could learn how to socialize normally if only they knew it was important and put in a bit of effort, and that 2) thus it is actually fine to judge the autistic people who don't
3) somehow the way to convince all these autistic people of the importance of "learning the rules" and make them put In the effort, is to be a condescending and rude asshole (a totally novel approach!!)
I was literally running to a medical appointment because I was late but I had to stop to take this photo

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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?