hello beautiful world

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

the party embarks upon a laser quest

for those who feel uneasy but don’t remember, that feeling is correct

I got a concussion from a skip-it once.

I saw a wall get shattered with a skip it at a birthday party

I broke a light fixture with one of those sky dancer things, and definitely cracked myself in the ankle with the skip-it more than once.

The only thing more deadly to ankles were razor scooters

Broke my collar bone on a couple of those old flat scooters one time, and knocked out a tooth another time.

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do