the original crabcatboy

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

I'll be making sure we still have engineers and machinists haha

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

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i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

May we forever remember where we came from