8-bit Outer Space

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

stab scene intimacy coordinator

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism