As an adopted kid I support this message

people who say things like “oh you only have a few years with them” need to remember that these are human beings not a used car. every human being deserves a support system, a jumping off block, a safe place to return

i know its been said b4 but growing up suicidal and then reaching an age you never planned to live to is extremely stressful and terrifying, and we deserve more credit for not killing ourselves and THEN having to make up for the time we spent not caring if we lived or died and not doing work to improve our lives.

i feel behind in life because i spent the last 7 ish years not giving a shit about my future because i assumed id be dead before id have to deal with that, and now i have to start making decisions that many people started considering years ago.

i just feel like. suicidal people dont get credit for firstly, how stressful life is while suicidal, how difficult it is just to do simple tasks, and secondly, how hard it is to recover from years spent not caring once a person is no longer actively suicidal or no longer having suicidal ideations.

The look on her face when she realizes

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

“your sins have been forgiven my child” bitch do u know how much PLANNING–

“your soul will be accepted into the kingdom of–” I DON’T WANNA GO! BITCH PUT ME BACK

same energy as the “i think it would be very therapeutic if god tried to pick me up and i bit their hands and scuttled away” post

y'all think this is a joke but this is my mom every time we go through TSA at the airport, she always brings herbs and spices in ziploc baggies in case the airbnb has insufficient supplies (just to let you know, that's pretty much always the case) and she always travels with a straw fedora no matter the time of year or weather or place we're going to and the TSA always pulls her aside due to the baggies getting pinged and they'll test a pinch of each spice on a little chemical testing sheet of paper or whatever to make sure they're not explosives and finally give her back her spices and the rest of her possessions and she then, literally, packs her spices and herbs up in her little suitcase and puts her silly hat on

Queen

I hate the police so much.

Meanwhile they outright break into houses on suspicion that there might be any drugs