oof

This actually made me smile

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

people who sleep without socks on make me worry

People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

People who sleep are weird

I was a sock once

ONCE

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

you were possessed

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

mike’s hard almond milk

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

I know not everything needs my commentary but if I don’t speak I will literally die…

new lesbian pride flag

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

And maybe go some places

please for the love of god turn sound on 

please for the love of god turn sound on 

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun