Blue Studies

Hello university professor. In front of you are students that failed a test due to your poor teaching skills. If you can manage to give them feedback without calling them literal slurs you will go free. If not, the students will take turn bashing you in the head with a metal pipe until you are naught but a bloody pulp. You have one hour. Live or die, make your choice.

Lowkey wanna walk through the body of a god and tenderly run a hand over its tendrils reaching for the sun

Richard Scarry ass telly

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

Goddd their face in the second one mmmph

alan moore’s promethea perfectly predicted 2020s internet humour and everyone is afraid to talk about it

Let go of the idea that diy will inherently look shit. All your clothes are handmade you just don't see the people doing it.

carnivorous plant girl summer