hello you funny creature

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

“Oh I like my porn so esoteric and cerebral I’m so ughhhh intelligent” okay well I like it when a bunch of smoking hot chicks just really give each other the business so can we hold space for that.

going from pkm to irl animal identifying/spotting/birdwatching is such a delight bc at first your like recognizing the common local species and having a blast and u become aware of rarer or migratory species and ur like ahh well maybe ill never find those guys.. yknow its not like pokemon where i have to google it and stand outside the Green Cafe at 4pm on a rainy thursday to catch it. and then u talk to real birdwatchers or wildlife specialists and theyre like oh the wood ducks? yeah yeah you gotta come on an overcast wednesday at dawn. 4:45 exactly is best. and ur like ok sure ill try but i still dont expect to see anyth- and there the fuck they are. art imitates life

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here