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the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

one time my brother thought he was having a heart attack (he wasn't, he was like 19 and it ended up being gas) so my dad brought him to the emergency room but they stopped and got coffee at Dunkin on the way and brought it into the ER and were standing there drinking it while they explained to the nurse that they thought my brother might be having a heart attack

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Keep seeing ppl say that the working world is so hard because it was designed for neurotypical ppl. Gently reminding u it's not designed for us either, it's designed for profit, we are literally all supposed to work until our bodies and minds break xxx