respectfully, a dumbass with a heart

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely... But We Can Do Better :)

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dr seuss yaoi

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

Posts that scare new tumblr users

Why would this scare new users? How bad could it possibly be??

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

I was born in the right generation I love phone in bed time and complaining

noncon friendship

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