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SANTA ALL THE WAY FROM ALL THE FREE THROW LINE!

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
+Chocolates galaxy+
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This has been driving me insane.
I used to be *good* at search. It was a whole thing - I found people's "lost songs" or their unknown-source childhood stuffed toy or whatever from Google.
Now, you can't search for the exact brand/design name of something and get accurate answers. It drives me spare on Amazon - if I search for XYZ and you don't have any, or you only have 2, tell me that.
I wouldn't mind if it said "Here are 2 XYZ. Shoppers also searched for..." Instead it'll just throw a random, barely-linked pile of results and you have to wade through every single one to see if the thing you want exists.
THIS. For ages I used to say that I had "high Google-Fu". I could find *anything* because I knew how to use strings to enhance searches. The string commands haven't even worked for well over a year or more, far before they put in this infernal (and often wrong!) AI BS on top.
I used to be able to search for recipes and easily eliminate unwanted ingredients with a -. For example I'd look for low-carb desserts but without the zillions that use peanut butter simply by searching for something like:
low carb chocolate dessert recipe -peanut
And I'd get a slew of on-point suggestions. For some time now if you do -peanut Google ignores the - and assumes you want recipes stuffed with peanuts.
Where it's even worse now is now you get directed to sites full of bogus AI recipes that don't even make sense. But they have peanuts in them.
I used to be able to use reverse image searches to find out who made that awesome art so I could give credit in my share. They've removed that ability entirely and replaced it with Lens, which is AI BS just showing you more like what you looked for. (Rebecca Watson complained about this in her recent video about JD Vance jizz cup rumours and I apologise for that sentence but...yeah. Watson is great, go find her on Youtube and subscribe because she went into detail about how Google has become less and less useful for debunking.)
This isn't just about Google inserting shopping ads instead of what you wanted to learn about. That's bad. But the results now are just *broken*. The tools we used to have to make searches better have been removed. Google no longer wants us to find the answers we seek, but the answers they want us to have, and that's super creepy and dangerous.
And the alternatives are either using Google in the back end or have other significant barriers to use.
This sucks.
Duckduckgo and all the other alternatives work this way too, now.
duckduckgo is just an anonymization layer on top of bing, which is doing the same thing. Anyone who tries to make their own web search engine at this point would fail at the first step of making an index to search, because most major websites have signed exclusivity contracts with the major web search engines. Even if they got past that step from some antitrust action, SEO is an huge industry focused on making sure that you see the bad results instead of their competitors results

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You’re right and you should say it
damn, who did your top surgery??? (cw: uh, nudity???? kind of???)
this brilliant idea popped up in my head like three weeks ago and I WAS SUPPOSED to draw it for pride month, buuuuut we see how that went.....
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the most brutal exchange between the british and italians since WW2
fuck yea white on white crime
"and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" the scream is just scrempt
Clip from a 2010 segment on British ITV's Good Morning. The hosts are Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. The Italian chef is Gino D'Acampo.
There are many versions of the saying all around continental Europe; the origin is possibly Yiddish.
A similar one is the Italian "Se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe una carriola", meaning "If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a wheelbarrow". Gino is referencing a common way of putting a stop to unnecessary hypothetical thinking in conversation.
Other even more colorful versions can be found in the following article, linked here:
Se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe una carriola: ‘If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a wheelbarrow.' That's what Italian
My fav is 'Als mijn kat een koe was, kon ik ze melken voor de haard', which means 'If my cat were a cow I could milk her in front of the fireplace'.

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obsessed with these guys. let's see where they're going with this.
reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.
this too tbh
I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.
YOU ALSO NEED AN SD CARD READER !!!!!
When I first tried to do it I got really mad because nobody ever told me I needed one and it turned out my pc didn’t have one. It IS really easy, but you need an SD card reader!
Maryland vs peta
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
It’s a universally known fact that you don’t fuck with our crab cakes here in Maryland.
Unfortunately, that second billboard is a photoshopped fake. BUT the real billboards that went up are just as fun!
So PETA put up that top billboard in 2018 in Baltimore, and the restaurant across the street, Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, put up a response. They also debuted a beer called, appropriately, PETA Tears, but I digress.
The ME was a subtle call out, a warning shot if you will.
But earlier this year (2023) right in time for Lent in very catholic Baltimore, PETA decided to try again.
To which Jimmy’s decided fuck that, let’s get two billboards this time. (WaPo)
No lie, ‘savor the sacrifice’ is my new favorite tag line.
*peers out the window* Weird shit, mostly. It's fun living here.
You don’t get between a Marylander and their crabs.
So that it’s easier to digest:
Proposals to defund the police
Police Household: 49.2% Support
Non-Police Household: 30% Support
Proposals to dismantle the police
Police Household: 52.2% Support
Non-Police Household: 30.1% Support
Proposals to redirect money from LAPD budget
Police Household: 63.7% Support
Non-Police Household: 50.6% Support
TL;DR: Cop Households are more anti-cop than non-cop households, and they’re the ones who have to live with cops and deal with cops daily.
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as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it's sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say "you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!" he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that's a true ally, I hope he's thriving wherever he is.