hi i'm soft

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

*Umberto Eco voice* Tumblr is counter-reformation Catholic (Mediterranean, Baroque aesthetics, sexualised pedantry), Twitter is Lutheran (Northern European, anti-Semitic, spice-phobic), Substack is Calvinist (obsessed with individual salvation and hard work, neurotic, spiritually Swiss), &.

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name