hi i'm soft

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it

I’m sure OP will be glad to know this post has reached its intended audience of Office Chair Fandom

Hey that is an excellent office chair

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.