hi i'm soft

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

Well gang, made it just a few hours away from 39 weeks pregnant before pre-eclampsia set in. Having some severe blood pressures in triage- not going home without a baby. Keep baby girl, bill and I in your prayers while I get set up for an emergency induction 🩷

This baby really isn't beating the "created in God's image" allegations. When you have a child for the first time you realize that despite all your sin, God is merciful enough to entrust you with a child, a girl, who is pure good. When you have three girls, you realize you have been entrusted with a massive responsibility to become the best version of yourself. Every man wants a son, but every man needs a daughter.