just your below average blog

It didn't occur to me to question why someone would need their pinecone back

….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….

imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist

The last guy is doing it right. “Oh I’ve learned something new, thank you Dr Science Communicator! Can you please tell me more/explain this popular misconception?”

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is... not entirely false, actually 

hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

Environmental sustainability is such a turn on

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

you kind of do have to let multiple layers of meaning and metaphor coexist rather than claiming one is the true reading if you want to get fucking anything out of art

boy (affectionate)

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

i should fuck my ds

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned