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We need to have a nomination forĀ āStupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believedā and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, Iām putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelledĀ āBerenstain Bearsā wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I canāt decide which is more beautiful. Itās why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
Weāre getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
āBitch, Thatās the Tubby Custard Machineā (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someoneās arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the āwe are killing the earthā picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
āTequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you likeā
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
ālisten here, cumslut.ā
I canāt believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I canāt believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)
infinite chocolate hack
berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)
mri scan walking dead gif
train gif brain thinks you died
tubby custard machine
horse dildo
moonmelon (and variations)
alexandriaās genisis
bird chocolate fountain og post
soap shrinks water molecules
we are killing the earth
ham on dog
tequila isnt a depressant
earth is lumpy
joker without makeup
voldemort fetus
two way mirror og post
fig vagina
Hudson Photoshoot Bracket - Round 1, Poll 17
Glamour print vs Wonderland weights
Pick One
Glamour print
Wonderland weights
asoiaf is a Trope Deconstruction machine but I think one of my favorites it's taken on is "what if the stereotypical jealous and conniving Evil Queen was actually a victim of horrific abuse who believes that the only way to protect herself and her children is to take on the attributes of every man who has abused her, thereby perpetuating the cycle of violence and harming and pushing away everyone else in her life?" cersei can be one of the most powerful people in the entire kingdom and still deep down inside be terrified and vulnerable because no matter how high she manages to rise within patriarchal society and no matter how many other women she harms in order to do it she refuses to admit or even realize that becoming the oppressor will never save her from being oppressed.
"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman
#I'm the alien that abducted them and I am watching them mate from behind glass. They don't know I'm here @fabbyf1

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heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works
warm up doesn't end with them starting the game....
it's alternate captain NOT assistant captain!
there is nothing in the world that a player could do to "break a goalpost" and they also can't "stomp on a puck and split it in half"
NHL teams are not sharing a tunnel!!!!
ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE NOT GETTING SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS NO MATTER HOW GAY THEY ARE!!!!
i don't care that it's the all star game they are NOT UP BY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!
THE TEAM CAPTAINS DO NOT RUN PRACTICE THE COACHES DO!!!!!!!
There is no extended break around Christmas!!!!
NHL, NHLPA donate more than $4 million to program, which features healthcare benefits for former players, families
āThe way itās set up now, if youāve played one shift in the NHL you will get a family doctor. If you played one shift in the NHL you get a mental health wellness professional for you, your wife and your kids,ā Healy said. As impressive as that may be, it runs far deeper than that. For those who played 400 games, theyāll receive dental and prescription eyewear coverage too. And for former players who havenāt reached that threshold and canāt afford the healthcare that they need, the League and NHLPA have established a slush fund for those, as Healy puts it, āin financial distress or find themselves in catastrophic situations.ā
Thereās a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, āYeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.ā Itās something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.
Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (thatās what Iām calling this quality). Itās tightly written, the characters are consistent, thereās little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.
And sometimes youāll read or watch something and youāll say, āAh, low squiggability,ā and then youāll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.
The summer between the end of high school and the start of college, I wrote a ridiculous play about pirates and put on a staged reading with some friends at an amphitheatre at a local park before a small audience of friends and family. It was never published or staged again. But I just got a message from an old high school friend I havenāt seen in years. He accidentally quoted the play in a conversation with friends, was asked what he was quoting, he couldnāt remember either, and wracked his brain until he finally remembered it was that silly play reading that we did one day in the park over 10 years ago. It made me happy. (The line was,Ā āHuzzah for mercantilism!ā by the way.)
A very tiny percentage of creators go on to be famous, but that doesnāt mean that people donāt remember little things you did for years and years. Who came up with most of the worldās most famous jump rope rhymes? Who coined some of the famous idioms we use in daily speech? Who made upĀ āJingle Bells, Batman Smells?ā Somehow, all of these things stuck and spread around.
When I was a small child, I saw a high school put on a production of the musical HONK. In one song, the mother duck describes various dangers that her baby should avoid in the water, including fishing line, which could strangle him. A member of the ensemble played the role of fishing line, doing a maniacal laugh and over-the-top strangling motions, and I found it hilariousā and to this day, thatās an example I often think of when talking about how ensemble members can still stand out in theatre. The guy who played the role might not even remember that he did that, but I do.
I took Suzuki violin lessons as a kid. The teacher made up lyrics to some of the songs, and she let her students make some up, too. Now whenever I hear the instrumental of one of those pieces, I always remember these ridiculous lyrics about a skunk that we sang in violin class. I donāt even know which student invented them!
In middle school, I found a video about atoms parodying Bill Nye made by some kids for a school product. It probably had less than 1,000 views, but I think of quotes from that video all the time. They had a parody ofĀ āWe Will Rock Youā with the chorus,Ā āProtons, neutrons, electronsā that I think about a lot.
I just love that this is part of human life. Our memories donāt just pick up quotes from great art, literature, and music, but little things, too.

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Exclusive: Work and pensions secretary signals possible reform to welfare as ministers await key reviews
I Said they where gonna do this the minute they said pip was inhumane I hate these fuckers
āInstead of benefits weāll provide jobs support instead.ā
*Proceeds to do nothing to support disabled people getting into work. Offers no legislation to protect disabled people from employers. Capitulates to property investors and discourage working from home.*
can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.
even if the last twenty years of flyers yaoi herstory hadnt happened i still think the lindros/brindāamour wife thing is funny enough on its own to beat out most of what the shrks have got going on but thats just me
post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him
okay I canāt keep it in anymore. Shane may be autistic, but he simply Would Not have a problem with things being too bright or loud. This boy plays HOCKEY, he is a SENSORY SEEKER, there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO BRIGHT AND LOUD. In my HEART OF HEARTS I know that this man used to stand in the middle of arcades as a child and soak in all of the different sounds and lights and flashy bits and finally feel like heās getting enough sensation to settle into his own skin. He sleeps under 2 weighted blankets and preferably also another giant 250lb hockey player. Heās not having a problem with too much noise and stimulation. He plays recorded crowd noises from other sports games to focus on stuff. Heās fine sitting in wet clothes for an hour if thatās how long it takes to finish sexting before he gets changed. Heās a SENSORY SEEKER. LET HIM SEEK.

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Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? Iāll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing thereās a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know whoās NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why canāt you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isnāt gay Theon? Democracy