i was born at night not last night

sorry but i REFUSE to believe there is a homo sapien inside of that gritty costume. as far as i’m concerned gritty is his own entity/species

Spain, destroy argentina tonight and be reincarnated as a lotus flower

Here’s to Argentina getting destroyed by teens 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

and for my next trick i will be tearing jk rowling limb from limb with my bare hands

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

your out to lunch you dumb fuck

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why