i was born at night not last night

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

off-season post time. what’s your hockey player bringing to the potluck and i DONT want to see the words BANANA BREAD cross my screen

Woke King?: This NHL Player is Dating a Brunette Woman

post-retirement Ilya goes on dancing with the stars and wins

please jacob cast chris fleming as irina it’s not too late

Chris Fleming as Irina and Katya Zemo as Galina… there’s still time Jacob…

Marly Voice oh Ilya you look just like my shieldmaiden. From uh. College

connor storrie editorials are like what the hell add a few more genders xes not driving