i was born at night not last night

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

exercise, community, team building, socializing, showing up for a task that might be hard so you gain some confidence. And the shepherd dog would also have a great time. Lotsa benefits to consider

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood