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creatureprofessor

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

bitextualdisaster

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

merps

[ID: A terracotta statue of a piglet on display with the sign, "This is a replica of one of the piglet figures from Han Yangling. Please pat." /End ID]

stealingpotatoes

discovered my aunt uses generative AI, day ruined

heckling-hydrena

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

magnoliamyrrh

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

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magnoliamyrrh

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

magnoliamyrrh

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

bobdylanyaoi

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

bobdylanyaoi

genuinely social media has fucked everything up and we need to realize that the average person is normal and you are in fact allowed to make art and exist in the public eye while not looking like an airbrushed 20 year old and that your personal appearance really does not matter that much

andillwriteyouatragedy

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

danhumphrey

it’s so exhausting how even the baby steps that we start to take every so often towards changing attitudes about women not wearing makeup, not shaving, not going through multi step grooming routines are still shrouded in language about Hotness. if your statement that women shouldn’t be obligated to wear makeup is “and you can still be hot without makeup!” then just fuck off like you’re not helping. “well i like when a woman doesn’t shave i personally think that’s hotter” so you’re still defining what is acceptable for women to do based on whether or not it passes your acceptable standard for hotness. we need to loudly and sternly condemn the way that every facet of a woman’s life will be described as either “hot” or “not hot” even when the conversation is supposedly progressive. maybe i don’t give a fuck about being hot. maybe i want to be comfortable or content or energized. this seeps into everyyyy habit or behavior or choice a woman makes. a woman cannot just go for a walk to move her body and feel grounded, it still has to be described as a “hot girl walk” online. we can’t read for enjoyment or knowledge, it has to be described as “hot girl book club” like it’s exhausting. you’re not doing me any favors by assuring me that i’m still hot. i don’t want my life to be a constant endeavor for hotness.

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boltlightning

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

trekkiesagainstchastity

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

boltlightning

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

theblackparadeisdead

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

bi77ersweet

I don't know if anyone's done this yet, but I reread the locked tomb trilogy and compiled every single one of Jod's titles.

So, as of Nona the Ninth, introducing

The Sacred Emperor; Necrolord Prime; King of the Nine Renewals; The King Undying; the Kindly Prince of Death; His Celestial Kindness; The First Reborn; the Creator; Lord above Lords; Necrolord Highest; Emperor All-Giving; the Undying King; the Resurrecting King; the Gentle Emperor; Lord of the House of the First; the Lord Undying; the Lord over the River; God above Death; Ransomer of Death; Scourge of Death; Vindicator of Death; the Adept Divine; First Among Necromancers; the Lyctor Divinely Ordained; the Kindly Lord; God Who Became Man and Man Who Became God; the Kindly Master; God the Emperor; Necromancer Divine; The Lord, Our Kindly God; Kindly Prince; the Necromancer Prime; The Resurrection; God of the Nine Houses; the Emperor Undying; First and Last Among Us; the Full-pitying Prime; King of Necromancers; Resurrector of Saints; the Holy Prince; God of Dead Kings; Most Holy Lord; Emperor of the Nine Houses; Lord of the Sharpest Edge; Prince Undying; Resurrecting Prince; The God of the Unstilled Mandible; the King Everlasting; King Over The River; the Kindly Emperor; the Prince of Death John (whatever his former last name was) Gaius

katakaluptastrophy

OP this is amazing. But unfortunately has also given me a sudden and intense vision of what an exciting evening looks like on the Eighth...

cookiesketches

can’t believe yuri is growing his hair out and living with his fiance :v

otterinadress

#someone lower me to my grave and keep watch til season 2 comes out

hustlerose

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

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dramatic-dolphin

the thing about the concept of gendered socialization is that so many people use it as like another kind of gender essentialism. you know it's not an immutable trait right. you can literally overcome it.

"i'm like this because women are socialized to be shy and quiet and subservient" okay good on you for recognizing it, but that's only the very first step. the next few steps are that you Stop Doing It. feminist thought vs feminist action.

dramatic-dolphin

and when ppl see a trans woman being confident and unafraid to take up space and decide it's because of her evil evil male socialization, i'm always like "wait you're saying this woman was raised as a child to be loud and confident and take up space? that's awesome, i thought that's how we WANTED people to raise girls? why exactly is it a problem now? 🤔"

like WHY are you telling trans women that they literally have to make themselves smaller and conform to the WORST gender exceptations of women to be seen as real women. since when is it evil and masculine to be confident, i thought we were supposed to be doing that. i thought that was feminism.

logically-devonian-blog

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

thelynnfiles

Oh snap!

cutlerish

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

thefurrynerd

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

endoshan

easy peasy

aibohphobia

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

puppybeargf

sonbr

You may like this amazing web page then: https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/ It’s a full break down of how a mechanical watch works, every single part including a complication. Every diagram is interactive and beautifully put together. It’s a fantastic read, fun to play with and really informative.

eightyonekilograms

Seconding this recommendation, and in fact this person’s entire blog: he has multiple of these explainers and they’re all good.

In particular, if you’re a programmer who finds floating point numbers to be exotic dark magic, I strongly recommend his Exposing Floating Point post. There are many guides/tutorials on floating point arithmetic out there but IMO this is the best one and makes them really not seem so difficult by the end of it (or at least, all their counterintuitive behavior now makes sense).

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