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Did your parents tuck you in at night

yes

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Been meaning to ask this forever but thought it was too much of a bummer to put on my own blog but IDC anymore, I'm curious

#I don't actually remember #I assume they must have done because they did so for my niblings whenever they came around #but I genuinely have no memory of what my bedtime routine was at that age

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skidfarts

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

illuminatedferret

i love wulian

#don't we all?#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wulian

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

#this is the main thing keeping me from writing explicit smut and I am not even joking

ghost-kings-court-jester

'Sup bestie, it's almost 4 in the morning and I'm currently rotating in my head that one throwaway line about Hua Cheng having a female form.

Imagining post-canon HuaLian going on a mission that requires using a girl as bait, and naturally Xie Lian is thinking "okay, time to crossdress again". But then Hua Cheng is like "nah gege, it's fine, let me do it this time" and immediately poofs into girl form. (And she's drop-dead gorgeous obviously, because this is Hua Cheng we're talking about.)

Cue Xie "but I was never taught to resist men" Lian having a moment of, "Oh. Oh no. I think I might owe Guoshi an apology."

Anyway, just thought you might appreciate that little ramble.

You have no idea how much I appreciate this bestie because Hua Cheng female form is like the reason I believe in gender queer Hua Cheng supremacy so bad!

I think she’s not that much different; she’s tall and willowy still, with smaller breasts and gentle curves, but every outfit she wears draws attention to those places and the way she smirks- her lips painted red- makes Xie Lian’s heart flutter, and what’s worse is the confidence Hua Cheng exudes. In his true form, he’s beautiful and handsome and ruthless. Still, it’s a subtle thing. In this form, he designed it to be beautiful; he chose her to be pretty and tempting, and because of that, she has this mischievous twinkle in her eyes, and when she turns to Xie Lian, her voice is husky, and she says, “What do you think, Gege?”

Xie Lian is suddenly blasted with visions of how his hands would perfectly circle her waist, how her lips would be softer and how her breasts would feel under his hands and as he keeps thinking he remembers what else she’s probably changed and goes about as red as his wife’s dress, and no sutra is helping!!!

#I love love love fem Hua Cheng I love her I want her to be the epitome of trans joy for Hua Cheng just his dream female form #that he probably thought about at first in the if I was a girl I could be dianxias wife and then he built up how gorgeous she could be #then became her and just adores her #anyway i’m rambling #< op's tags #hehehe yes YES #Hua Cheng definitely had the “I could be Dianxia's wife” thought #and then had the thought “but I could also be Dianxia's husband? decisions decisions”#and kept the girl form anyway because it's just nice to be a woman sometimes #anyway RIP Xie Lian #man's dying of a sudden nosebleed #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #genderqueer Hua Cheng #xie lian #hualian

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creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

#my aim in life is to become that one weird reclusive old lady peering at you through her blinds #I already am that just not old yet

gothgirlghostking

I love every version of Hualian but Wulian specifically is so… agh!! It’s arguably the most critical era in their relationship in retrospect because even by the time they’ve kissed on multiple occasions and confessed to each other and so on, the thing that still makes Xie Lian hesitate and holds him back from fully accepting Hua Cheng’s love without any doubt or fear in his heart is his belief that Hua Cheng has not seen him at his lowest low and might not be able to love him if he had — so the revelation that actually, Hua Cheng was the one who stayed by his side and did keep loving him even at the point Xie Lian considered himself most undeserving of love is the final piece that needs to fall into place. And it does! When we meet him in the story, Xie Lian has already endured so much hardship and experienced so many transient relationships that one of his core beliefs about himself and the world is the idea that people will always leave him once they realize he’s not this untainted beacon of light that they want him to be, and the reveal of Wu Ming’s unconditional devotion refutes this belief instantaneously.

#OP you get it #System play Francesca by Hozier #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #wu ming #wulian #hualian #tgcf spoilers

spin-the-wheel-polls

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

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overthinkingmoth

awesome???

#I got bard #a fanfic writer is a type of bard right?

homunculus-argument

Just as a general public announcement, if I've been unreasonably mean lately, it's this damn weather turning me evil. It's not an excuse but it's still an explanation. So just that you know, you probably didn't deserve it.

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

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gothgirlghostking

Hymn to Virgil may be the most Wulian song of all time…

#hualian in general but especially wulian #if you’re seeing this recommend wulian songs please 🙏#< op's tags #can never listen to Francesca without thinking of Wuming's sacrifice #but if you want non-Hozier recs may I suggest Demolition Lovers by MCR?#or The Ghost Of You if you want Xie Lian pining after Wuming's dispersal #The Becoming by Nine Inch Nails feels very Calamity!Lian to me (as does The Downward Spiral in general)#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wulian

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox

problem with finishing a fic is immediately wanting to start a new one

#the WIP pile will always increase #it will never decrease #fanfic writing struggles

ao3commentoftheday

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

#one day I will write a long fic #today is not that day #fanfic writing struggles

Driving myself insane by thinking about HuaLian whilst listening to Hozier, because that's just my life now. That's what I do.

Anyway: Work Song.

Obviously the chorus is very Hua Cheng, but that's not the bit that's got me unhinged today. No, it's these lines:

"But I swear, I thought I dreamed her;

She never asked me once about the wrong I did."

"My babe would never fret none

About what my hands and my body done.

If the lord don't forgive me,

I'd still have my baby and my babe would have me."

And I keep thinking of that one scene in the Black Water arc where Xie Lian says he's envious of Hua Cheng's beloved for having seen Hua Cheng at his lowest, and how he wishes someone could've seen him rolling in the mud and still cared about him.

And I just.... Do you understand? Do you get why I'm losing my fucking mind‽

#Hozier the man that you are #you can't keep doing this to me man #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian

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Maybe if they keep making short films, they'll eventually make enough of them that we can piece them all together to get the full story.

#shitpost #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf donghua #I don't believe we're getting season 3 lads

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi

#16 I think?#that was when I got into Hetalia #which was essentially a fujo breeding ground back in the day #so yeah I was a little late to the party lmao

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