Definitely not Bai Wuxiang's alt account

Okay so @whattheship asked so this is kinda how it goes in my mind:

I did my best to notice

When the call came down the line

- summoning into heaven

Up to the platform of surrender

I was brought, but I was kind

- meeting Jun Wu for the first time

And sometimes I get nervous

When I see an open door

- Xianle just before it collapses

Close your eyes, clear your heart

Cut the cord

- Xie Lian before he has to fight his own people

Are we human or are we dancer?

- Xie Lian on the battle field

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm on my knees looking for the answer

- Catching the statue on Xianle

Are we human or are we dancer?

- Hua Cheng putting the blanket over him

Pay my respects to grace and virtue

- shot of his father and Ghoshi

Send my condolences to good

- shot of his mother

Give my regards to soul and romance

They always did the best they could

- Mu Qing and Feng Xin Respectively

And so long to devotion

You taught me everything I know

- Wu Ming and his death

Wave goodbye, wish me well

You've gotta let me go

- Xie Lian choosing his second ascension

Are we human or are we dancer?

- Xie Lian bleeding in the field

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm on my knees looking for the answer

- Xie Lian putting on his hat

Are we human or are we dancer?

- Xie Lian walking away

Will your system be alright

When you dream of home tonight?

- Shot Hua Cheng on Mount Tonglu

There is no message we're receiving

Let me know, is your heart still beating?

- More of Hua Cheng looking for Xie Lian

Are we human or are we dancer?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm on my knees looking for the answer

- Hua Cheng searching little intercuts of Xie Lian

You've gotta let me know

Are we human or are we dancer?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm on my knees looking for the answer

Are we human or are we dancer?

The entire court is looking for presents, and at first they try to get Fengqing to make recommendations, but those two are completely convinced that every question is from a spy acting on behalf of the other to get them to reveal their present so they can plot to get something better and so of course they will not say shit. At some point, a random official remembers he’s a Sword Guy and a freaking Martial God, so they finally chill like, oh yeah, we know what to do with those kinda guys.