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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

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gothgirlghostking

Hymn to Virgil may be the most Wulian song of all time…

#hualian in general but especially wulian #if you’re seeing this recommend wulian songs please 🙏#< op's tags #can never listen to Francesca without thinking of Wuming's sacrifice #but if you want non-Hozier recs may I suggest Demolition Lovers by MCR?#or The Ghost Of You if you want Xie Lian pining after Wuming's dispersal #The Becoming by Nine Inch Nails feels very Calamity!Lian to me (as does The Downward Spiral in general)#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wulian

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox

problem with finishing a fic is immediately wanting to start a new one

#the WIP pile will always increase #it will never decrease #fanfic writing struggles

ao3commentoftheday

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

#one day I will write a long fic #today is not that day #fanfic writing struggles

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Driving myself insane by thinking about HuaLian whilst listening to Hozier, because that's just my life now. That's what I do.

Anyway: Work Song.

Obviously the chorus is very Hua Cheng, but that's not the bit that's got me unhinged today. No, it's these lines:

"But I swear, I thought I dreamed her;

She never asked me once about the wrong I did."

"My babe would never fret none

About what my hands and my body done.

If the lord don't forgive me,

I'd still have my baby and my babe would have me."

And I keep thinking of that one scene in the Black Water arc where Xie Lian says he's envious of Hua Cheng's beloved for having seen Hua Cheng at his lowest, and how he wishes someone could've seen him rolling in the mud and still cared about him.

And I just.... Do you understand? Do you get why I'm losing my fucking mind‽

#Hozier the man that you are #you can't keep doing this to me man #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian

Maybe if they keep making short films, they'll eventually make enough of them that we can piece them all together to get the full story.

#shitpost #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf donghua #I don't believe we're getting season 3 lads

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi

#16 I think?#that was when I got into Hetalia #which was essentially a fujo breeding ground back in the day #so yeah I was a little late to the party lmao

rhiangalaxy

Guilt Lingers. (Jinlan City Pt.1)

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Panel one depicts Chibi! Plant! Yuan kneeling down in front of a pedestal containing Luo Binghe's memorial tablet. It is engraved with his name and a lotus. On the pedestal is a pink floral sword tassel and the demonic butterfly that would most commonly follow LBH. The purple demonic butterfly rests on top of SY's head. It then shows SY noticing SJ!Shen Qingqiu's presence behind him and turning his head to face towards him, saying "Oh hello, A-die. This one thought you'd still be at the peak lord meeting." Chibi!SQQ, holding his hand to the door frame and looking off to the side replies "It ended early. This master along with Mu-shidi and Liu-shidi will be heading to Jinlan City to render aid."

Panel two shows Chibi!SY closing off his expression and turning away from SQQ as he says "Ah. This Yuan wishes A-die luck on this mission. Should I warn Ming Fan not to go on any night hunts while you're gone?" SQQ closes his eyes in slight embarrassment/awkwardness as he replies "Ah- Well-" then mumbles "This father wishes..." as he whips out a fan. Chibi!SQQ uses the fan to cover his mouth and he turns away slightly, dropping his hand from the door frame. He states that "Mu-Shidi recommended A-Yuan joins us. This master is inclined to agree."

Panel three shows SY turning more fully towards SQQ with a surprised expression, his eyes widening and bringing one hand up to his chestas he says "Really? A-die's never let me on a mission like this before-" SQQ closes his fan and holds it in both hands as he replies "A-Yuan is older now. And he will be with this master. Unless, Yuan wishes to stay?" Chibi!SY panics slightly raising both hands up in front of him as he startles causing the butterfly to fly off his head as he frantically says "No-! This disciple would love to help!"

Panel four has SQQ giving SY a slight happy expression as he says "Then A-Yuan should go collect his things. We leave first thing tomorrow." Chibi!SY replies "Right!" as he stands up and brushes himself off. Chibi!SY runs past Chibi!SQQ, who is looking at him with a warm smile, as he excitedly whispers to the butterfly flying slightly in front of him "Did you hear that? An actual night hunt!"

Panel five shows a front shot of LBH's memorial with the red butterfly now resting on top of it. SQQ about to head out the door, holds onto the frame with one hand as he glares over his shoulder and grits out "See? He's just fine without you." It then cuts to a darker green background as a speech bubble of SQQ's says "He has to be." End ID]

#yes hahahaha YES!#svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shen yuan #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #plant baby sy au

confuzing

It's very important while watching the TGCF donghua to point at the screen and say "Gay!" whenever those bitches are gay so that you and the people who worked on it know they've successfully depicted gays without breaking the censorship rules.

Unfortunately this does mean you have to point at the screen the entire time but the animation team really did a good job!

#this is correct #still need to finish showing it to my partner #but ever since the ox-cart scene we just keep turning to each other and quoting that one Sonic meme #“damn these bitches gay! good for them! good for them!”#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#buttons #guess it's good for my sewing stash?

feyrischan

What the fuck did you just fucking dare say about me, you little cutsleeve? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my sect in the cloud recesses, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the sunshot campaign, and I have tortured over 300 demonic cultivators. I am trained in uncle warfare and I’m the top leader in the entire Yunmeng armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another frog in a well. I will whip you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the mortal realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the annual conference? Think again, impudent. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across China and your clan's location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your core. You're the mantis that stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind, fucker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can break your legs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in martial art, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the yiling laozu fierce corpses and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about my nephew was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re courting death, you dog fucked idiot. I will shit fury all over you until you don't know whether to laugh or cry. You’re fucking dead, sect leader Yao

#oh my god #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng

sunderwight

Hey guys I got a bag of bargain DVDs from the neighbor's garage sale, some of the cases are cracked but I tested the discs and they all work.

Take one and pass it along...

The Hammer Horror Series Eight Film Collection (2014)

Attenborough and the Sea Dragon (2019)

Transmorphers (2007)

The Queen of Versailles (2012)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The Last Starfighter 25th Anniversary (2011)

Hell's Kitchen Season Six (2009)

The Great Wall (2016)

Doug The Complete Series (2014)

Fast & the Furious Presents Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

Columbo Season Three (2005)

Star Trek: Original Motion Picture Collection (2013)

Voting ended onJul 10

#gimme that Hammer Horror

qiu-yan

can someone who's good at shakespeare write a version of the "friends, romans, countrymen" speech that's given by su minshan about jin guangyao in an SMS lives AU

thank you

greenandhazy

@poorlittleyaoyao I don’t know if you will be inclined to Do this but I needed to at least make sure you Saw this

poorlittleyaoyao

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ohhhhhhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn if I can overcome the challenge of Chinese not neatly scanning into iambic pentameter because of syllable lengths and emphasis working so differently...!

You genuinely don't even have to change very much besides the proper nouns and historical references. His heart is in the coffin there with Lianfang-zun. :(

poorlittleyaoyao

OKAY! Like I said, you really don't have to change much!

Friends, masters, common men, lend me your ears; I come to bury Xiandu, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Xiandu. Great Hanguang-jun Hath told you Xiandu was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Xiandu answer'd it. Here, under leave of both Twin Jades of Lan-- For Zewu-jun's an honourable man; So are they both, both honourable men-- Come I to speak in Xiandu's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Hanguang-jun says he's ambitious; And Hanguang-jun's an honourable man. He hath built many towers in your towns Whose presence does the general public guard: Did this in Xiandu seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Xiandu hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Hanguang-jun said he's ambitious; And Hanguang-jun's an honourable man. You all did see that through his too-brief reign He wore the scholar's cap and not a crown, To show he lived to serve: was this ambition? Yet Hanguang-jun says he's ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Wangji spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Xiandu, And I must pause till it come back to me.

#my partner has been obsessed with the “friends Romans countrymen” speech recently so this came at just the right time #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #su minshan #su she #jin guangyao #meng yao #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan xichen #lan huan

Me seeing the day 1 prompts for WuLian Week: "Okay, but what if I took your nice happy prompt and made it angsty?"

Me then seeing the day 5 prompts: "...And made it a little horny too, why not?"

Anyway... *Drops this on your doorstep and immediately scampers off, like a cat gifting you a dead bird.*

#I would like to thank the Great Master Airplane for giving me the courage to post this #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #calamity xie lian #hua cheng #wu ming #wulian #hualian #wulianweek2026 #tgcf fanfic

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