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Guess who just jumped out of her fucking skin because of that goddamn government emergency alert? 🙃

#potential wildfires weeeeeeee #the test alerts didn't work but the real ones do I guess #uk

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mackdaddyofthecravate

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol

sazandorable

a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:

NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.

Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.

YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.

DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.

SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.

As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.

(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)

shatterpath

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

legalityoftheraccoons

Sorry for not doing the tag game you tagged me in I love you

deadpoetshouse

tumblr dialect so embedded in my vocabulary i got home from having fun and now i cant stop saying 'my fun hashtag my fun!!!'

bitchfitch

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended on13h

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

#yeah #my own fucking house lmao

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voydhymn

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

medievalera

i have to what

sintiadaria

Disciple Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe and their Shizun Shen Qingqiu (Yuan) AU

Some of the work I have done so far for the Bingjiuyuan AU that the we are all brainstorming on twt. More to come for sure, because this is just so much fun and everyone has so many cool ideas ^^

#the shot of Shen Qingqiu with the two sword mounds caused me physical pain 👍#svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villian's self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #bingyuan #jiuyuan #scumcum #bingjiuyuan

charl0ttan

dont get mad but i may have made some posts that cater to my tastes on my own blog that anybody can quietly unfollow or block. im so sorry

skidfarts

Im so bad at conversations If i have ever left you on seen im sorry i just started talking yesterday

spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#I have to untie any knots I see in rope #which probably makes going to the seaside difficult #and uh... some other things if you're picking up what I'm putting down

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draconym

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

vacuously-true

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

#you can pry my ✨ from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.#anti generative ai

redstonedust

i cant lie i did look at the sun. raw dogged it. it looked likte 👍 the sun. with a little bite out of it. my eyeballs hurt i would do it again. my final message fuck maragaret thacther. goodbye/

#did this by accident #was using a little handmade pinhole camera #turned around and promptly got blinded lmao #looked cool though #and yes hope Thatcher fries like my eyeballs did 👍

ghost-kings-court-jester

Sent @whattheship this Pregnant Jiang Cheng video because we all know he yearns to be a toxic mother and we were thinking about the funniest baby daddy and I think I’ve got the best possible answer.

Since Jiang Cheng has Wei Wuxians golden core when Wei Wuxian gets pregnant Jiang Cheng also gets pregnant immaculate conception style.

whattheship

Okay, but does the baby come out looking like Lan Wangji? Would it look like Wei Wuxian? What kind of rumours would that generate? I need answers!

ghost-kings-court-jester

Okay way I see it we got three options:

1) Mini Jiang Cheng clones cause its spiritual <- boring answer

2) Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxians spawn with all the implications, the scandal and the angst. <- most intriguing answer

3) Since Lan Wangji is the one doing the deed they look like Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng’s kids. <- funniest answer just imagine the scandal.

whattheship

Secret 4th option! A combo of 2 and 3. Now the whole jianghu thinks he's WangXian's third. (He is not. Yet.)

ghost-kings-court-jester

Would you believe I was just about to type: Wait he gets all three cause there’s no way Wei Wuxian is stopping at one baby and all of their dna would be considered. (Wei Wuxian gets kinda bummed none of his babies look like Jiang Cheng and Jiang Cheng finally shoots his shot because WOULD YOU LIKE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME!!)

#and that's when option 1 happens and we get Jiang Cheng parthenogenesis #we did it!#this is how I become a ZhanChengXian shipper I guess #gods help me #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #chengxian #zhanchengxian

ghost-kings-court-jester

Sent @whattheship this Pregnant Jiang Cheng video because we all know he yearns to be a toxic mother and we were thinking about the funniest baby daddy and I think I’ve got the best possible answer.

Since Jiang Cheng has Wei Wuxians golden core when Wei Wuxian gets pregnant Jiang Cheng also gets pregnant immaculate conception style.

whattheship

Okay, but does the baby come out looking like Lan Wangji? Would it look like Wei Wuxian? What kind of rumours would that generate? I need answers!

ghost-kings-court-jester

Okay way I see it we got three options:

1) Mini Jiang Cheng clones cause its spiritual <- boring answer

2) Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxians spawn with all the implications, the scandal and the angst. <- most intriguing answer

3) Since Lan Wangji is the one doing the deed they look like Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng’s kids. <- funniest answer just imagine the scandal.

whattheship

Secret 4th option! A combo of 2 and 3. Now the whole jianghu thinks he's WangXian's third. (He is not. Yet.)

#mdzs #mxtx mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian

ghost-kings-court-jester

Sent @whattheship this Pregnant Jiang Cheng video because we all know he yearns to be a toxic mother and we were thinking about the funniest baby daddy and I think I’ve got the best possible answer.

Since Jiang Cheng has Wei Wuxians golden core when Wei Wuxian gets pregnant Jiang Cheng also gets pregnant immaculate conception style.

whattheship

Okay, but does the baby come out looking like Lan Wangji? Would it look like Wei Wuxian? What kind of rumours would that generate? I need answers!

#like just imagine it #cause you know there’s no way wangxian is stopping at one #he’s how I make my ships polycules guys #JC and WW are just THE OMEGAS of all fiction to me make them pregnant NOW #< op's tags #to quote Bill Wurtz: you could make a religion out of this #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #wei ying

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moonnogginn

Butterfly dream but they make out :)

#apologies for my last post #butterfly dream chapter still lives rent free in my head #< op's tags #OHOHOHO~#you are very much forgiven 🤭#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tw suggestive

lasbiarez

svsss x tgcf AU Shen Yuan transmigrates as Qi Rong as a teen where he spends the first half of the story trying to convince everyone he's not a brat anymore and the second half is dedicated to stopping the war between Xianle and Yong'an using politics and draught prevention technology

#that system window frightens me #svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shen yuan #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hong hong er #hong er #mu qing #mei nianqing #mxtx crossover #mxtx #svsss au #tgcf au

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