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He should be in all detective shows
[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]
Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…
I can literally hear him!!! 🤣🤣🤣
since when is wanting Drake to do jail time for grooming kids 'cancel culture' girl what the hell are we doing anymore
we're having a dumpling themed party
More types of dumpling
Ducky and Darcy: yelling over whether a corndog is a dumpling
Dante: passionately arguing that soup dumplings are dumplings
Al: maybe a cantaloupe can be a dumpling
Tevis: I love making my friends fight :)
How it started:
How it's going: a dozen people in a screaming match about whether a blowjob is a type of kiss
do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

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The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!
Bro absolutely COOKED with this.
If you ever hear the phrase "fascism is aesthetics as politics," that's what this post is talking about.
It's not about being tough on crime, because the absolute toughest most brutal measure you could take against "crime" as a social problem is to alleviate poverty, and increase access to education, healthcare and social mobility.
It's about performing "tough on crime" as an aesthetic by enacting violence against a prop, i.e. minorities and the impoverished, who are fetishized and objectified to represent "crime." They are brutalized as punishment for crime, but never with the purpose of alleviating the problem of crime.
This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.
you unlock the next level of oc outfit design when you stop asking 'how do i make my oc look good' and start asking 'how do i do the maximum amount of fashion crime possible'
I love when people read my mind
why lately have i seen so many influencers all over my feeds being like 'oh i'm SUCH a morning person, you should be too, I make sure I'm awake by 9 every morning--'
excuse me, what
out here in the real world, i gotta drop my kid off by 7:30, by the time 9 rolls around I'm probably on my 2nd meeting and 3rd coffee of the day, fuck off with your 'morning person'

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So the evidence implying Qifrey and Olruggio are romantically interested in each other is pretty well documented (myths, tassels, the entirety of witchen) but, I haven't seen as much about the scene that really seals for me that Qifrey wants to fuck Olruggio.
What happens literally is that we cut from baby Qifrey reaching for Olruggio and transforming, to adult Qifrey with his hand fisted in his lap, determinedly not reaching for Olruggio. And then he gets up and goes to stand in a lake and trigger his own PTSD to get the silverwood under control.
What happens symbolically is a guy thinks really hard about another guy, gets wood experiences an uncontrollable throbbing growth which fills him with horror and shame, and then he goes and stands in cold water until he can get it under control.
Completely insane scene construction. Yes, I know how the silverwood's growth is literally triggered, but sometimes a train going into a tunnel is the public transport system working as intended, and sometimes it's self-conscious Freudian symbolism.
Sometimes an evil parasite is an evil parasite, but sometimes it's also getting rock hard for your best friend.
Qifrey's Silverwood curse being an allagory for internalized homophobia while actively being in love/lusting after his male best friend is fucking genius. I am actually going a little bonkers over it!
What a beautiful show of symbolisim, in all of its uncomfortable horror. I love Witch Hat Atelier so much.
the widespread idea/meme that qifrey and olruggio are living in two different genres where qifrey thinks he's living a greek tragedy and olruggio thinks he is living in a slice of life BL manga is of course very funny, however that is to me a misrepresentation of olly's perspective specifically. I think olruggio thinks he's living in a slightly depressing piece of nordic social realism cinema about how life will never be quite what you wanted it to be and all you can do is get to terms with that as best you can and then either way one day you'll at least die
‘The Raven’ was almost ‘The Parrot’. When Edgar Allen Poe first conceived of the poem, he wanted a ‘melancholy’ feel and planned to use ‘nevermore’ as a refrain.
Deciding that a talking, non- reasoning animal would be the best way to repeat the word, Poe first thought of a parrot - until he realized ravens are ‘equally capable of speech, and infinitely more in keeping with the intended tone.’
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@facts-i-just-made-up I think this one is probably on you
I don’t have too many jokes that have been spread as real facts. Trying to keep track of who’s posted more lies, me or the “real” fact blogs would be an impossible chore.
Quoth the fact blog, “Who keeps score?”
They deserve a cozy nap. No yaoi doomerism here 😌
I've never drawn Qifrey before, so I'm not sure if I like how he came out, but I think I'm happy with Olruggio… 🤔 For now at least haha.
I always save wips, so I figured I'd add those under the cut:
Long time no see, my burglar.

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you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you
Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy
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