Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Campaign (Podcast), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blue/Zero (Campaign Podcast) Characters: Zero (Campaign Podcast), Blue (Campaign Podcast), CC-1812 | Synox, Original Characters Additional Tags: Humour, Fake Marriage, (though probably not in the expected way), Slight spoilers maybe but this is basically the story of Blue realizing ‘oh shit. the leopard WILL eat my face’, and taking Measures about it. In predictably insane ways, this is a Zero torture dungeon and I’m sorry, I do these things to you because you’re my favourite Oni, Jealousy and self-worth issues we should probably be beyond by now but alas, Fair warning: this is all fun and games and then there’s an ‘oh wait yeah shit the fascism’ moment, but it’s a humour piece first and foremost and love and good…ish triumphs, it’s a comedy it ends in marriage and defection, we are actively pivoting to the less wrong side of history if nothing else, If the gala arc of the podcast is the tutorial boss of Blue speedrunning some real shit about comphet, and making it the problem of everyone who loves him, well baby we’ve reached Malenia Blade of Miquella (and she has never known defeat), Are you ready to come along to find out if he can Git Good?, Zero POV Summary:
“Blue,” Zero said, feeling humiliatingly close to tears, “what the fuck are you talking about.”
In which a wedding is planned. Don’t worry about it :)
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This might be The most ‘I, personally and specifically, needed this thing to exist so I went ahead and made it exist’ thing I’ve ever written















