Nevermind The Blizzard

a polar explorer is a kind of dead wife

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

we can all sense your beautiful heart so we really regret having to throw you overboard

if you got to antarctica and you went outside you firstyour eyes freeze out and then your balls freeze off and you fall to your knees they shatter and you lay there and you get a boner and it freezes off. polar bear crushes yyou

the first triumvirate was a real diversity win if you think about it

sorry for not elaborating on this one. i meant because caesar was neurodivergent (bald) and the other two were probably some flavour of lesbian

happy pride month