Okay guys it's November we need to become serious people again and start listening to Leonard Cohen every day

Four in the morning the end of December you know what that means

i love you raw salmon i love you cold smoked salmon i love you sushi i love you sashimi

If you see a rat do NOT kill it!!!!! That is ME!!!!!

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you

okay enough about ‘the queen’ now. that’s over. it’s time to talk about me again

Damn boy do you lay eggs. Would you like to

I think it’s kinda cool that my ancestors survived plagues, famines and literal wars just so that I could sit in my room all day and stare at the screen until my head hurts

Find peace in knowing you tried your best and that's all you could've done

I think if our pre-industrial revolution ancestors saw what we did to the night sky they would pummel us with rocks no mercy

i want to have bangs i want to shave my head i want my hair to be 5 ft long i want to be blonde i want to dye my hair black i want to be a ginger i want to have a white buzzcut i want to have a mullet i want to have a bob i want to chemically straighten my hair i want to