My Shallow Sea

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

One Piece is literally about hundreds of people who will die if they fall in the water all thinking”You know what I should do? Become a pirate.”. I cant believe this. thats the worst idea ever

i mean they’re also blessed with the power to, like, murder people with candlewax in a world where the most viable currency is piracy but i see what you’re saying

don’t be like Sasuke

Explain

killed his brother

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

needed a redemption arc

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Sasuke would smoke weed

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness

@quixoticanon if I was a rabbit

one of my biggest fears is accidentally playing music on speaker instead of on my headphones like i’m in class and suddenly naruto shippuden op 14 starts playing and everyone hears

saitama is frankly such a millennial icon. like. the apathetic way he acts about most things. the fact that he just wants to find a decent job so he can pay for his basic needs. how he runs from commitment. how he let a near stranger move into his house only because he promised to pay the rent. just. what an icon.

One Piece makes so much sense of you interpret it as a long running tabletop RPG.

I went to college to become an expert in a field but all I became is a weeb

Proud of you.

how? why? my grades are dropping along with my friends and my will to live I haven’t slept for more than 3 hours in months and I only eat once a day but that’s all okay because I’m 400 episodes deep in Naruto I can perfectly sing the Tokyo Ghoul opening and I learned the differences in figure skating jumps so it evens out right?? RIGHT?

my favorite part of Death Note is when Light was secretly watching the news on that minature TV hiddin in his chips so he wouldn’t be seen doing it by L, and afterwards Ryuk is like “dude! that was actually…….. a pretty smart plan! but one question: you had to throw it away with the chip bag right? wasn’t that thing expensive?? like, 40000¥?!” and Light was like “haha yep” and Ryuk was like “man how did you even get the funds for that??” and Light was like “haha yep” and then the episode just abruptly ended without any further explanation