nothing like a good nut

Why am I given the role of gods sleepiest soldier only for when it becomes my time to battle I am given the devils most active brain

Tell her she’s precious while you’re sliding your fingers into her. 😍

RIP the victorians you would have loved the hanahaki trope

#those crazy sons of a bitches loved death and flowers #and japan #they would have lost their SHIT (via @roach-works​)

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

mount dracula

Wouldn’t mind if i do

please stop

must i say this again. hannibal lecter was completely normal. many girls feel that way

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

didn’t say his name, but you thought of him❤️

*eats a banana evilly*