knife?¿

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

oh my god. most of life really is about the little things. a good haircut, a nice playlist, trying a new recipe that turns out well, a poem that hits home, a comfortable spot in the sun, spontaneous messages, a pen you enjoy writing with, tea with the right temperature to drink, buying that thing you’ve been eyeing for a while, a warm bed. yeah im so grateful for the small joys

When did your English get so good? Why wasn’t I around to see it? Why did you stop answering? Who was teaching you? Is there somebody out there teaching you new words & phrases that I’ll never get to say to you? What did I do wrong? Why are you being an asshole? Can you please touch me?

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

i wanna make ten thousand inspo boards i wanna revamp my wardrobe i wanna read two billion books i want to go the gym for 100 hours a day (i just had matcha)

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro