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Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off. It helps me keep from gagging to hold his cock steady at the base and bring my lips down to meet my fingers. You can do this very slowly for a more intense feeling, but make sure you move at a steady rhythm. Some guys like it faster or slower; you may have to ask, or more likely, he’ll tell you.

This is your power move, the one that is actually going to bring him to orgasm. A true hooker blowjob needs only this one move; if scientists were to create a blowjob machine, this is what it would do. The other moves I’m going to teach you are artistic flourishes; you use them to add flair and style to your blowjob or to slow down the action a little.

SALIVA

Don’t be afraid to just slobber all over his love muscle. It should be as wet and sloppy as possible, especially during your power move. A good blowjob makes loud, gross suction-y noises. When I’m done, I’m usually covered in my own drool and leave a wet spot on the bed.

USING YOUR HANDS

If his dick is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for awhile first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip: again you may want his guidance.

Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t. It’s times like these I wish I could draw; I’d make little diagrams.

THE BALLS

I usually start out by paying some attention to the balls. There are three basic ball moves: you can put them in your mouth and suck them (LIGHTLY), lick them with a flattened cow tongue, or tense your tongue into a point and run the tip of your tongue all over them. I alternate between all three. Sometimes I lift them up and lick underneath his balls.

Also, if you cup them while you are entering the home stretch, you’ll be able to tell he’s about to cum as they get higher and tighter.

THE HEAD

My next move is usually to give his shaft several long licks from base to tip. This is the ice cream cone move; it looks sexy, it’s a nice touch, but it’s not going to make anybody cum. While conducting the power move, I come up from time to time to give the head a little attention: sucking on it, moving my tongue in a circle around it, and flicking my tongue over that spot on the underside that all the sex websites tell you is el sensitivo. In my experience, guys don’t really go that wild over attention to that spot, but these are just flourishes anyway.

I tend to get a bit wrapped up in my work that I forget to make eye contact, so head action is a great time to look up at him with puppy dog eyes and his cock in your mouth.

FACE SLAPPING

I mentioned this in my tips to get him to cum faster, but at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at.

DEEP THROAT

I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how I do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna puke” feeling.

THE BIG FINALE

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But if you are brave enough to embrace it, even if only privately, you soon find that your worries drift away and your body and soul feel much lighter, now that you've begun to accept this part of yourself.

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Foreword: This story may not be for all of you. I was shocked at how it went, yet at the same time, I loved how it did and how it ended. Joy knew what was supposed to happen, and she knew what could happen. She knows some of my secret desires and brings them to life. I am very fortunate to have her as a friend and one who loves cock as much as, if not more than, me. Some of you will love this latest story from today, some of you will question what kind of feelings it evokes, and others may not like it, which is okay. I loved it, and I'm a lucky woman to have a husband who caters to my little fantasies. It makes him more of a man than a lot of men, and it's why I will do anything for him. I know there are things that he wants, and I am going to give in and do them for him because, after all, how could I not? Anyway, you can enjoy the story below, and if it inspires you, please take matters into your own hands. 😉😉😉😈😈😈

The Denver Broncos were playing in Philadelphia against the Eagles, and it was going to be a challenging game for the Broncos. They lost two games on the last play, and the Eagles were undefeated and the reigning Super Bowl champions. Mr. C had mentioned to me that he was going to do a tush push on both me and Joy if the Broncos lost the game today. I didn’t know what that was, but Joy’s husband, Mr. J, told me it was a short-yardage play where the quarterback would push into the line in front of him, while other players would then push him from behind to make a first down. All the double entendres running through my mind made me giggle. It also let me know how serious this was as Mr. C usually doesn’t fuck me in the ass unless it’s heat in the moment or when we are playing with others, and he’ll DP me. Mr. J told me not to worry because guys with smaller cocks would prepare me before my husband would violently destroy my ass. Mr. C always adds extra oomph when fucking me angrily, especially after a Broncos loss. He has never fucked me violently in the ass, though, and I think due to recent events, he wanted to just to make sure I remember who the boss is. The thought of that did make my pussy wet, even though I shuddered at the thought of his big cock punishing my ass. I wondered aloud to Joy if she thought maybe he would punish her ass instead of mine, to which she said emphatically, “No, he wants that ass!” while flashing a devilish grin. She told me not to worry, she had a feeling the Broncos would win.

The game got started, and the Broncos did okay and scored three points before just completely sucking all the way until the beginning of the final quarter. They were down two touchdowns, and the offense looked sluggish, committing careless mistakes. When the fourth quarter started, Mr. C was rubbing his cock and then took my hand and had me rub it while telling me how badly he wanted to fuck the shit out of my ass. He was rigid like steel. I knew he was serious, although I knew that he wouldn’t hurt me on purpose and knowing that I was going to have several cocks smaller than him to loosen me up was both calming, but at the same time terrifying because having something shoved in my ass isn’t always the most pleasant thing to have happen. I wish I had a prostate, so maybe I could learn to enjoy it, as a lot of guys have told me it is enjoyable for them.

The Broncos drove down the field and scored a touchdown, and all of a sudden, it was a one-score game as long as the defense could stop the Eagles. Joy was sitting on the other side of Mr. C, helping me rub his cock. She said quietly to him, “What will happen if the Broncos win”? Mr. C said, “Your asses survive for another day, but I’m still going to make you gargle my sperm and then fuck the shit out of both of you”. Joy was excited at that thought, and Mr. J tried to say something, but she shushed him. She did reach over and squeezed Mr. J’s erect dick and gave him a little kiss. Then Joy looked back at Mr. C and said, “You know I’ll gargle your sperm any day and let you fuck the shit out of me, but if the Broncos win, we are going to violently fuck you in the ass, and I’m going to let Mr. J cum in your ass. You know he’ll only last a few pumps in that tight ass of yours. Then you can fuck us how you please, and well, we will fuck Mr. J in the ass too, and you can pump him full of your sperm if you like. I’ll make sure to suck your cock clean and lick your cum out of his ass. How does that sound”? Joy then reached for Mr. C’s hand and put it between her legs, so Mr. C could feel both how wet she was and how serious she was. Then she said, “Lisa and I will pleasure each other in front of you afterwards. You can do with us as you please.”, and looked over at Mr. J and said, “You too, Daddy, but you won’t be Daddy until after we all fuck you in the ass”. The look of excitement on Mr. J’s face was undeniable.

The shocked look on Mr. C was evident. He was speechless, but his cock did not soften. All he did was pull his shorts down and gently push both me and Joy’s heads towards his cock. Joy reminded him that we would not let him cum, and he mumbled that he knew and for us to shut up and start making out with his cock in between. Joy had this incredulous look on her face while we kissed each other, and kissed Mr. C’s cock. I saw Mr. J come over to Joy and pull his cock out and try to pull Joy’s shorts down. Joy let him, but told him not to even think about penetrating her. The game got more intense, and we stopped our oral pleasuring of Mr. C. Then, the Broncos scored a touchdown again, and they were one point behind. Then Mr. C started yelling at the TV, asking what they were doing. The Broncos had decided to go for “2” and none of us really knew why. The Broncos got the two-point conversion and now had a one-point lead. There was plenty of time still left, but the defense stopped the Eagles, and now the Broncos had the ball back. They had a chance to increase their lead. Mr. C no longer had us sucking his cock, but he was still naked. We got naked too and cuddled up with him while taking turns rubbing his cock. He was as intense as Mr. J, and they were able to get a field goal, making their lead four points with little time left. The Eagles made their way down the field, and on a last-second pass, they didn’t make it, and my husband, hard-on and all, jumped up and started cheering. Mr. J did the same with his hard-on flopping around as well.

We all kissed and hugged, and immediately, Joy and I were on our knees sucking cocks. We took turns on both of them, but we wouldn’t make them cum. Joy got up and said, “The Broncos won. You don’t think I was kidding, do you”? Mr. C reluctantly let her lead him to her bedroom. We all followed, and you could see the pillows were already set up, and she told him to stick his hard-on between the pillows. She told him to man up because we were not going to tie him up. He did as instructed, and then we took turns rimming him so good. He was dying and almost came so many times. We would stop and tell him not to cum. We edged him for a bit, and then Joy put on a small strap-on while I lubed Mr. C’s ass, and I even gave him the courtesy of massaging his prostate, which he loved. Then Joy slid the strap-on in and fucked Mr. C slowly. She knew the right spot to make him enjoy it. She told me she didn’t want to make this a “force him down and take him”; she really wanted him to bitch up and enjoy it. He started humping the pillows and was about to cum when she stopped abruptly. He looked back like “What the fuck”? She just smiled and said it was his wife’s turn, and now his ass was going to get violently fucked.

Mr. C didn’t flinch and made sure to push his ass back onto my strap-on. I gripped his hips like he had so many times with me, and then I tried to pound him as hard as I could. Joy lay in front of him and told him to eat her pussy, and he did. I think he liked that because it took his mind off what was happening to his backside. I pounded him hard and took a break here and there, or I should say pauses here and there, but Mr. C focused entirely on Joy’s pussy. Mr. J wanted to tap in because he was so rock hard and had a bunch of pre-cum on the head of his cock, but Joy told him to wait and stopped Mr. C from eating her after an explosive orgasm. She gets this look when she is pleasured well, and she did something that was unexpected, but made Mr. C and Mr. J very happy. She lubed her ass and then positioned herself in front of Mr. C. She looked over her shoulder and kissed Mr. C deeply and then told him she wanted him to fuck her in the ass while Mr. J fucked him in the ass. She said that Mr. J wouldn’t last long, and he really needed to fuck Mr. C in the ass. I lubed Mr. C’s cock with lube and did the same with Mr. J. Mr. C entered Joy first, and then Mr. J entered Mr. C. It was wild watching that scene unfold, and Mr. J was done less than 30 seconds later. I came over to Mr. C with my ass already lubed and kissed him. I told him I was ready when he was.

He fucked Joy ferociously and made her scream in ecstasy, and I’m sure a little pain too. He was on a mission and was about to cum when he screamed for Mr. J to get his ass over here and told him to open his mouth. Mr. J can be such an obedient bitch, and he did not disappoint. He positioned his mouth right where Joy’s ass was, and then Mr. C pulled out and shoved his cock into Mr. J’s mouth and said, “Think it’s funny now bitch? Who’s the little bitch now”? Mr. J swallowed Mr. C’s cock and cum, and then Mr. C pulled out and put his cock back into Joy and fucked her a few pumps more before stopping. Then he told me to assume the position. I have never let Mr. C put his cock in my ass after it has been in someone else’s ass, but I didn’t deny him, and I was thankful he was half hard because it made it easier to take. That didn’t last long though, he pumped me with his cock while it got fully engorged inside me all while he kept telling Joy to prep her husband because he was going to show him how to pump someone’s ass full of cum without losing it after a few seconds. He drilled my ass silly while I tried to play with my pussy to keep my mind off the carnage now taking place in my ass. He drove deep a few times before Mr. C had positioned himself on the pillows. Mr. C pulled out of my now gaping hole and in one swift motion, plowed into Mr. C’s ass, who gave a small welp while Mr. C buried his nine-inch cock balls deep. He put his hand on the back of Mr. J’s head and forced it violently down onto the bed. He smashed his face against the bed and pounded the living shit out of Mr. J. I knew Mr. C wouldn’t cum fast because this is not a turn on for him, but the aggressiveness and domination I saw displayed were far more than anything I’ve ever seen him do. It was as if he were taking revenge on Mr. J for being so opportunistic. Mr. C called Mr. J all kinds of names and degraded him in every way possible. He told him he was going to piss on him right after he pulled out of him and all over his bed. He made Mr. J scream that he was a little worthless bitch who would never try to fuck Mr. C in the ass again. He told him that he was going to wear Joy out and send him to her full of cum and piss on her, and he would have to sleep with her that way after licking his cum and piss off her. It was wild. I knew that Mr. C had a lot of pent-up aggression, but seeing it on display in a sexual setting was pretty intense.

Mr. C told Joy to cum over and rim his ass while he fucked her worthless husband. She did as told, while at the same time wearing a smile that seemed to indicate she was enjoying this a lot. When she started licking his ass, Mr. C started to cum inside Mr. J. He tried to push as far inside Mr. J as possible. It was clear that Mr. J loved every minute of it. I’m not sure that was Mr. C’s intent, but Mr. J loved it. His cock was so hard, and Joy reached underneath to touch it, and he shot cum so hard it was impressive. When Mr. C was done cumming, he pulled out of Mr. J, leaving a gaping hole, and true to his word, started pissing into the gaping hole and all over Mr. J’s ass. He really had to pee because he had enough to cover Joy’s face, and their pillows, too.

Mr. C told Mr. J to stay in bed with the cum and piss. He told Joy and me to accompany him to the shower. We got cleaned up together. Mr. C asked Joy to tell him about how she got fucked recently by a guy on Bumble. Her stories always get him aroused, and I was to suck his cock while she leaned her big breasts against his chest and kissed him, all the while describing how this guy with a huge cock fucked her in ways that satisfied her completely. He took her to the bathroom counter and fucked her there until he came inside her. I stood behind him and let my breasts lightly graze his back, while also caressing his balls or whatever I could touch while he fucked Joy. When he was done with her, she thanked him and told him she hoped what they planned was okay and that I had nothing to do with it. Mr. C just smiled and said, “She may not have had anything to do with it, but she sure didn’t mind letting it happen and participating.”, while reaching for and squeezing my hand.

We went back into the bedroom where Mr. C was still lying in the bed, and he thanked all of us for an incredible time. He also asked if Mr. C was okay because he knew this wasn’t really his thing, but he liked having the chance to dominate Mr. C, given how often he dominated Joy and him. Mr. C told him it was fine. He said changing it up never hurt anyone, and doing it with close friends whom he trusts makes it more special, even if it's not something he’s totally into. He let Mr. J know that it’s only fair that Mr. C give back, given all the times he has had with Joy, along with all the other crazy sexcapades they’ve been involved with. I can’t express how much I really love my husband and how willing he is to do things that may not be his thing. He reinforced that by squeezing my hand and saying we should head home. He told me that I should let my subs off their leash tonight and let them ravish me, so he could have me when they were done. I know part of it was that he was almost spent, and this would ensure he would be able to go again. However, I also know he wanted me to be completely satisfied, even if, when he reclaimed me, he might not be 100%. Let’s just say, he went for two and got it.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.