The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

Not all angels are in heaven for example I am usually at the club

cat haters dni

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

Gay, irritated , gay, and tired

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER IS SISYPHUS HOW DID I NOT SEE IT BEFORE--

sorry i moaned when you pledged your fealty to me.

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

If men are always "suffering in silence," then why tf do I keep hearing about it

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.