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Ohhhh boy is this relevant!

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#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
i’ve seen a crow sneak up on a big mean israeli street cat, pull its tail, fly away, and pose for pics after
This is the most beautiful post ever I want a crow as a friend
Celebrate the facts. Happy Black History Month!
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Y'all betta train up these babies 😭😭

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Trump is such a loser.
Spread these images. Everyone in Trump’s America needs to see just how much they are in the minority.
Attendance smaller than Trump’s hands
Remember when Ariel met Gabriella, a deaf latin@ mermaid who taught her how to sign and they performed a duet, where Ariel was singing and Gabriella was signing?
SEE, DISNEY CAN BE INCLUSIVE WHEN IT WANTS

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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY
THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
Donald Trump’s Inauguration Parade Looks to Be Sparsely Attended
Let history show the truth because #FactsMatter
Ben Carson and empty presidential viewing stand
Other Sources:
In photos: President Donald Trump’s Inaugural Parade, The Globe and Mail
Trump Inauguration Flops As Thin Crowd And Empty Stands Line Parade Route, PoliticusUSA
Entrance Points: Cut off Stands: Empty Bloc: Out
My mom was screaming so loud in the other room.
Good god
trump is such a loser. this is pathetic