me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

^^^ I THOUGHT THAT TOO—

Need this.

Of course

Hit me, universe

Yes

Come through universe, I’m broke

B

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

@cedrwydden

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES

of course he was

hate to be “that guy” but do u think they had to put the sign up cause people werent putting 2 and 2 together that if they see the trees moving on the mountain its probably an avalanch so they were prob standing around taking pics and being like “wow moving trees” and ended up dying...

Comeuppance 🙃