Emmett’s Eggs

when bella thanked edward for saving her for the second time and he said “lets not go for three”…. boy you are only on page 147 of a four book series.

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

Carlisle is supposed to be the matured dad of the cullens but mans is 23. He has as much of his shit not together as the rest of them. He’s the equivalent of a depressed college student taking care of his hungover frat buddies.