I am a speak now slut first

thinking about a honeybee x cornelia street mashup

i hope i’ll only hear about the wedding and not see anything unless Taylor posts about it

woe is me but fuck me, I’m so fucking lonely.

feel like taylor will caption her wedding post with “the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true”

not to be an asshole but to be an asshole. Why do some of you guys show up to work at 9am on the dot if you’re not going to leave at 5 o clock on the dot.

being a swiftie is a dementia prevention technique because tell me why Mine came on shuffle and I didn't realize it was the karaoke version until shuffle

it’s been a 2 for 2 but why the hell do people who have kids make their kids their entire personality.

there is something so intimidating about hearing the Imperial March outside on our balcony