Smeyer obviously doesn’t know much about cars either. I’m pretty sure she just googled “fast cars” and then used a top ten list generated by Car and Driver (because how else would she know about that). Because here’s the deal: if someone wanted a really fast car, and they had a lot of money to buy them, they’d be buying specialty cars that have been tricked out, not off-the-belt Volvo’s and BMWs. The only excuse that I can think is that maybe the Cullens just like the look of these cars, and Rosalie makes them into specialty cars (like in midnight sun)… but again, for someone who knows about cars, I can’t see them choosing a BMW (they aren’t very reliable). Honestly, Edward’s Aston Martin Vanquish is the only car that really makes sense, and even that’s a stretch.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

1) vampires don’t show up in film

Emmett: Don’t worry, babe, I got this.