Konbonwa.

do i have adhd? well i once started a fire in my kitchen and didn't notice it because i was distracted by cutting up a pickle real small until my housemate came in like hey wtf this room is on fire dude so you tell me

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

ok boomer

ok boomer

Okay boomer

Ok boomer

ok boomer is fucking hilarious. I'm that weird in between of millenials and gen z so GO PEOPLE WHO USE OK BOOMER!

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

what the hell ash

Why do you have these saved

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain