Becoming One with my Bed

Completely unrelated to whether or not you like their music, you have to respect this energy.

😂

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

It got better.

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

king

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth -8 charisma

pisslord

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap