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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder