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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

“Mine”

i’ve realized recently that you can easily weaponize the almost universal human fear of being Wrong pretty harmlessly to your benefit by simply acting gently confused when someone is rude or shitty to you. getting insulted and cocking an eyebrow with a smile and going “oh, that’s really strange to say, are you feeling okay?” makes people feel pants shittingly embarrassed

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