man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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Ilya throws Shane a surprise birthday dinner. Only he doesn't actually tell any of their friends that it's Shane's surprise birthday dinner, they all just think it's a regular dinner party. When dinner is served, Ilya stands up, as though to make a toast and says "it's Shane's birthday! Surprise!" (It's not, Shane's birthday is in a few days but it wouldn't be much of a surprise if it was on the actual day).
Cue everyone freaking out because they didn't actually bring a gift and Shane just looking vaguely confused but definitely entertained. Then Ilya reveals a pile of presents he's bought for Shane and tells everyone to pick one out and give to Shane. This idea came about because Shane always complains about birthday presents being thoughtful but ultimately useless because, being a multi-millionaire, anything he wants he could just go out and buy so Ilya's bought him a bunch of stuff he knows Shane will like but that he'd never buy for himself and all of their friends get to be just as surprised as Shane by what "they" have gifted him.
would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?
I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review
my mom was friends with a het married couple, Kevin and Kevn (not a misspelling, it was actually spelled that way)
and i know a pair of white blonde married lesbians both named Ashley who i honestly could not tell apart if i passed them on the street
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fixed it.
i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water
Character Flaws List!!!
˙⋆✮ Apologizing and immediately doing the thing again
˙⋆✮ Giving advice they never actually follow themselves
˙⋆✮ Knowing they're overreacting and doing it anyway
˙⋆✮ The inability to leave a conversation without one more thing
˙⋆✮ Turning every compliment into an argument
˙⋆✮ Asking for opinions and then resenting the ones given
˙⋆✮ Needing to be the one who cares less ˙
⋆✮ Starting projects with obsessive energy and abandoning them quietly
˙⋆✮ Remembering every wrong done to them in stunning detail
˙⋆✮ Making jokes at the exact moment sincerity was needed
˙⋆✮ Saying they're fine and being genuinely furious when believed
˙⋆✮ Promising to be on time while fully knowing they won't be
˙⋆✮ Bringing up old arguments disguised as new observations
˙⋆✮ Liking people more in their absence than their presence
˙⋆✮ Fixing other people's problems to avoid their own
˙⋆✮ Being completely incapable of asking for help directly
˙⋆✮ Catastrophizing privately and performing calm publicly
˙⋆✮ Holding people to standards they don't apply to themselves
˙⋆✮ Falling for the same type of person and calling it bad luck
˙⋆✮ Knowing exactly what to say and choosing the wrong thing on purpose
Being asexual means not experiencing sexual attraction. Sex repulsion, in the context of asexuality, means being repulsed by the idea of yourself having sex. Things it's totally possible to do while being a sex-repulsed asexual:
Have a sex drive
Support other people's right to have sex
Support other people's rights to talk about and/or depict sex and sexuality
Engage with art explicitly depicting and/or discussing sex and sexuality
Create art that explicitly depicts and/or discusses sex and sexuality
Beat someone to death with your bare hands in the dead of night
Grapple with what you've done as lights flash in the distance
Dig a shallow grave
As you lay the last shovel-full of dirt, catch the glint of metal in the corner of your eye
Rush toward the gun, eyes wild and shovel forgotten
Grapple less figuratively, fighting to get the upper hand, clawing with teeth and dirt-covered bloody nails
Kill a second person with your bare hands
Experience romantic attraction

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my best friend
I want a friendship between Shane and Cliff Marleau (sort of like an extrovert adopts an introvert type of thing). Pre-outing, they’re close enough that Shane comes out to him.
“Hey,” Cliff says, suddenly struck with the best idea he’s ever had. “I think I know someone you’d get along great with.”
“Marleau, I’m not really looking—“
“No, no, trust me. He’s a good guy, and one of the best hockey players I’ve ever met—aside from you, of course.”
Shane isn’t sure where Cliff is going with this, but he does know he’s not interested in anyone but Ilya.
“I know you mean well but—“
“Rozanov,” Cliff announces, grin a mile wide, and Shane blinks. Cliff, for his part, is incredibly sure this is a good idea; he knows that Ilya is bisexual, even if he doesn’t talk about it. Even Cliff is aware of the dangers with Russia. Even if the rest of the league hates it, they can fuck off.
Mistaking Shane’s silence for skepticism, Cliff continues, “I know he seems like an asshole, but he’s one of the best men you’ll ever meet. I know you’ve seen it—the whole rivalry thing is bullshit anyways, right? He’s actually a big softie…”
Cliff talks up Ilya, and Shane smiles, glad that Ilya has such a good friend—even though he isn’t sure how to tell Cliff that he and Ilya are already an item.
Friendship Signs That Are Easy to Miss
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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:
He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

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hollanov separate bachelor parties aka their friends’ desperate attempts to stop them from going after each other and sneaking away.
by the end of the night it’s just one big ass pre-wedding party for codependent grooms to be
if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake
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was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god