selfish mermaid

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

you guys are always like “byjove you’re being entirely too nice and giving these people you’re arguing with too much credit” and I agree and desperately want to respond with ‘please shut the fuck up and leave me alone, I’m so tired of listening to you attempt to rub your two remaining braincells together to form a coherent argument, I weep for your poor mother’ but then you’d be mad at me for being mean

the odyssey is impenetrable to YOU. I studied it in middle school.

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

make that trio polyamorous