you must remember what kept you alive last summer

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

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Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

Never in my life would I expect to find the original Miku binder Thomas Jefferson

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

BREAKING: local aspec unsure if they have a crush on their pretty friend or if they simply want to hang out inside said friend’s ribcage every once in a while. more at 6

people have gotta start taking severe heat as seriously as they take severe cold. like for instance in regions where it makes sense there should be requirements as to how hot an apartment can be before the landlord is legally required to provide air conditioning the way there are for when they’re legally required to provide heat.

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

This is cultural exchange done right

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?