Blep of pure evil

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

A man protesting against a Maryland sodomy law, October 11, 1987

!! MARYLAND MENTIONED !!

sticker tip: carry some cheap chapstick when stickering and give your stickers a quick coat of it after applying. anyone who tries to sticker over you will be completely unable to do so, and will have a hard time peeling you as well. spray lube of some kind also works. it will likely shorten the life of the ink/paper/vinyl, but in high traffic areas they're going to get taken down before then anyway

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

cliff bar usually

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

I think it's important to remember that GLP-1s are quite literally medicine. There are medical reasons to use them. They have amazing medical benefits for many millions of people across the world. Using the new near-miracle diabetes drug that gave my father a new lease on life for trying to look anorexic isn't good, yeah, but it ain't the chemical's fault: It's two industries and a force of societal oppression doing that. Quit applying moral values to a life-improving chemical just because some people with too much money are misusing it. Keep your head in the game.

In CA we reclassified them as fish so we could enact preservation laws about them! Which adds a level to this but also, highly recommend if your local government is struggling to get laws passed about endangered insects. They can just be fish! Everything can be fish.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

vomit on his bed and then leave

I can’t believe I found my cats tumblr account

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here