Blep of pure evil

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

I need a turbo-Nerd to tell me why they dumped Finn like hot garbage.

"Racism"

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

need everyone to consider a fullmetal alchemist muppet movie. all the human characters are muppets and all the homunculi are humans. greedling is simply greed’s actor visibly controlling the ling puppet. do you see my vision.

stupid thought because real life is not a fan fiction stop trying to uwu-ify white supremacy

Homemaker. The word you are looking for is homemaker. Jesus Christ people.

stupid thought because real life is not a fan fiction stop trying to uwu-ify white supremacy

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck