Neurodiversity is as important as biodiversity

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

I waited two minutes to like your post to be mysterious

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

oooouuuggghhhh