danse macabre

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

the only one who gets it and has ever gotten it and will ever get it is marina diamandis circa 2010 when she released "oh no!"

all actors who get veneers should be forced to wear teeth prosthetics in movies to make their teeth look normal. I can’t do it anymore

when you hear zionists say things like “90% of jews support israel” or whatever you need to understand that this is because they deny the judaism of any and all antizionist jews. when zionists find out that i do not support the state of israel, they immediately leap to either calling me a “self hating jew” or denying that i am jewish altogether. it’s easy to claim that all jews support israel when you decide that the many, many antizionist jews aren’t actually jews.

going to the gay bar tonight i think ill order a grasshopper and i sure hope no beautiful and mysterious stranger comes to invite me to give them an interview and then their even more mysterious partner shows up to give me a significant look

phil was waiting so long for this moment he’s like a mentos filled bottle of coke that’s been shaken for 16 years